In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risqu picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily clad young woman.
Mom, what s this?" I asked.
"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," she answered.
"Is it working?" I asked.
"Yes and no," she explained. "I ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!"
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A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. After applying lipstick in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints [purportedly practicing the perfect pucker].

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together who wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 pm.

They gathered at 2pm
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Mulla Nasruddin was applying for a job.

"Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.

"No, you pay for it," the personnel director said. "We take it out of your salary each month."

"The last place I worked, they paid for it," said the Mulla.

"That's unusual," the personnel man said. "How much vacation did you get?"

"Six weeks," replied the Mulla.

"Did you get a bonus?" the personnel man asked.

"Yes," said the Mulla. "Not only that, they gave us an annual bonus, sent us a turkey on Thanksgiving, gave us the use of a company car and threw a big barbecue for us each year."

"Why did you leave?" asked the personnel director.

"They went busted," said Nasruddin.
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1. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab baraabar....

2. Doodh phat jaaye to safed dhagay se siii lein.... Kisi ko pataa nahi chalega.

3. Agar aap ke baal girtay hon to mundan karwa lein, Phir nahi girenge.....

4. Agar rang gora karna ho toh, machhli kha k doodh pee lein, Safed ho jaaoge....

5. Agar gale me dard ho to kisi se gala dabwa lain... Phir kabhi dard nahi hoga....

6. Agar aap ke paaon ki ediyan phat
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A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates... for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams, for just a smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.

He builds their future
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The supervisor for the Union of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order.

"Men - we've agreed on a new deal with the state. We'll no longer have to work FOUR days a week!"

"HOOORAY!!!" the crowd cheered.
"We'll quit work at 4 PM and not 5 PM!"

"HOORAY!!!" the crowd roared.

"We don't have to be in until 11 AM instead of 10 AM!"

"HOORAY!!!" the crowd thundered.

"And now, even though 90% of the roads in the country are in bad shape, we'll only have to work on Wednesdays!!"

Silence.

A voice from the back of the room asks, "You mean, EVERY Wednesday?"
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