In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Ladka: Tumhaara naam kya hai?

Ladki: Kyun bataun? Main tumhe jaanti tak nahin.

Ladka: Theek hai, mat batao, main kaun sa tumhe apni BMW mein bitha raha hun.

Ladki: Mein Sheila hun, B.Com second year mein padti hun. Saamne waali gali mein seedhe haath ki tarf chauthe number pe ghar hai mera - House number 322B top floor. Ghar mein mummy, papa aur ek chota brother hai. Aur haan, shaam ko 6-8 baje tak tution jaati hun.

Ladka: Ok, thanks, jis din BMW lunga us din zaroor bithaunga.
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An employee was chatting on the web seriously with a lady called Amy. Manager walks into his cube and asks...

Manager: Can you write me a program for sorting the float values.

Employee (Steve): I am kind of busy with another job. I will be able to give you the complete program by tomorrow.
.......Back to chat......

Steve: Sorry for late reply!!! My stupid boss was here.

Amy: Bosses are really pain right?

Steve: Yep!! They are pain in...

Amy: Can you do me a favor darling.

Steve: I am for you honey.

Amy: Can you write me a program to sort float.

Steve: Oh honey!! It's on my finger tips....Here you go.

Amy: Dude!!! that is what I asked you at your cubicle.
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques

However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal.

He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "I've come to install the phone."
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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line.

He says, "OK, now what?"
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Main ghar late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?"

Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."

Dad ne Mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.

4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."

3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, baat karwaun Kya?"

1 ne toh hadd hi Kar di, kaha, "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"!

PITWA DIYA SAALON NE !!!
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Aaj Jo Ek Aurat Ke Saath Hua Woh Kisi Dushman Ke Saath bhi Na Ho....

Subhay Uthi..... Breakfast Banaya, Lunch Banaya.....

Bachchon Ko Khilaya.....

Pati Ko Khilaya.....

Unhe Tayaar Kar Ke, Unka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke Unhe Bheja.....

Joothay Bartan Ikhata Karke Rakh Diye.....

Kapde Washing Machine Mein Daal Diye.....

Phir Shower Lene Chali Gayi.....

Bahar Nikalkar Nail Paint Lagai.....

Hair Dry Kiye.....

Red Suit Pehna,.....

Kajal Lagaya.....

Lipstick Lagai.....

Hair Style Kiya.....

Bus Duppata Lene Hi Waali Tthi..... Ki Uska Mobile Baja....

......Pucho Mat Ki Kya Hua.....

Use Laga jaise Kisi Ne Garam Lohe Ka Hathoda Us Ke Kaan Par Maar Diya Ho.....

Kya...

Kya....

Kya Bol rahi Hai Tu???

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Memsaab Mereko Bukhar Hai.... AAj Kaam Par Nahi Aaaugi....
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