In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


"I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job.

"My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."

The husband rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent."
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Before his daring escape from prison, an infamous criminal had been photographed from four different angles.

The FBI sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the land, with orders to notify Washington the moment an arrest was made.

The next day, the Bureau received a faxed reply from the ambitious sheriff of a small Southern town:

"PICTURES RECEIVED. ALL FOUR SHOT DEAD WHILE RESISTING ARREST."
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Santa and Banta were playing chess...
(joke doesn't end here).

Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

The joke doesn't end here either...

Phir wahan Viswanathan Anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hain.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge.

Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.

Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

Ssnts-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end...

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga...
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An executive was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.

When the executive returned from the big event, he was furious.

"Why did you write me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

The employee was baffled.

"I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
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Two guys went duck hunting. One drank a bottle and a half of whisky while the other kept watch.

After two hours, a solitary duck flew up. The sober man took aim but missed.

"Quick," he said to his drunken friend, "try and hit that duck."

The drunk waved his shotgun in the vague direction of the sky, pulled the trigger and hit the duck.

"That's amazing," said the sober one.

"Not really," replied the drunk. "When there's a whole flock you can hardly miss!"
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Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend:
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..!
2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...!
3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!!

Same Girl after having a boyfriend:
1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe..!!
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi, I can't leave him and mein uske bin nahin rah sakti..!!
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai, he loves me a lot..!!

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