In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store.

On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."

He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.

As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning: "My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."
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Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later
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'Agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga...'


Agli subah sab ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya...


Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya.


Usne kaha,"abe kaminey..... woh toh katne ke darr se de diya...... warna main toh Murga hun !!
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Ek Student Ko Apni Life Me Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ?
Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho, Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe: Copy Chhupa Lo, Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai...
Kasam Se, Seena Kushi Se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai...

A School Inspection Inspector: Ek bade Ccientist Ka Naam Batao?
Student: Alia Bhatt..!!
Inspector: Aap Ye Sikhate Ho School Mein?
Teacher: Ye Totla Hai Sir... Ye Bol Raha Hai... ARYABHATT

Pappu Kayi Dino
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Texas A&M Study Calls Obama 5th Best President
From a total of 44 US Presidents, Obama is rated the 5th best. The A&M's Public Relations Office released this statement: After only 6 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best President ever.

These are the details according to Texas A&M:
1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first.
2. Twenty three presidents tied for second.
3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third.
4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and...
5. Obama came in fifth.
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While walking down the street one day, a high ranking politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." says the politician.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What
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