In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Aao Wife Ki Nazar Se Duniya Ko Dekho...

World Ka Sabse Perfect Aadmi - Uske Papa.

World Ki Sabse Pyari Aurat - Uski Mummy ji.

World Ki Sabse Akalmand Aurat - Woh Khud.

World Ka Sabse Dukhi Pati - Uska Bhai.

World Ki Sabse Badi Chudail - Uski Bhabhi.

World Ka Sabse Handsome Ladka - Uska Beta.

World Ka Sabse Kaamiyaab Aadmi - Uski Behan Ka Pati.

World Ki Sabse Badi Gawar Aurat - Uski Saas.

Aur Dunia Ka Sabse Kharab, Nikkamma, Selfish, Jhootha, Kanjus, Unromantic, Bekaar Aadmi...



YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA???
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A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, Sir."
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft ?"
"Throw out another anchor, Sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?"
"Throw out another anchor."
"Hold on," said the Captain, "where are you getting all your anchors from?"
"From the same place you re getting your storms, sir."
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The after-dinner speaker just didn't have a Stop Button. He burbled on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience.

Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine bottle at him.

It missed, and hit the Chairman instead.

As the Chairman slid slowly to the floor clutching his head, he was heard to murmur, "Hit me again, I can still hear him."
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If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
If you can convince a female in 30 minutes then she is your daughter.
If you can convince a female in 1 hour then she is your girl friend.
If you can convince a female in 3 hour then she is your lover.
And ultimately....

If you can't or don't even get a chance to convince a female then she is your wife...!!!
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A retired man, who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals, went to one local hospital in Hopwell and took his portable keyboard along.

He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides.

When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."

One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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