In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati thi.

Ek subah Santa ne dekha ki mausam bilkul saaf hai, aasmaan bilkul clear lag raha tha aur dhoop bhi nikal rahi thi. Usne socha ki aaj kapde dho leta hun.

Santa bhagwan ka shukriya kiya aur breakfast kar ke 11 baje dukaan se surf lene ke ghar se nikal pada.

Thodi der baad toofan chalna shuru ho gaya, badal bhi garazne lage, aur bijli bhi chamakne lagi.

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Tabhi Santa aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola: Kidhar,... Kahan,...??? Arre nahi prabhu, main toh biscuit lene jaa raha hun.... Aap bhi na....
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A snail comes to a door of a grouchy old man and says:
"Can I come in?"
The old man says no and kicks the snail and the snail falls a few feet away.
Five years later, the same snail comes back and says:
"Why'd you done that for??"
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Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all envious. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age."

His friends are fascinated, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
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1. In Cleveland, Ohio, it s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
2. Dr. Seuss coined the word "nerd" in his 1950 book "If I Ran the Zoo".
3. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year s supply of footballs.
4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
5. There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald s Big Mac bun.
6. The world s termites outweigh the world s
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Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se...;

1. Mein ek aam admi hun...
I am a mango man.

2. Mujhe English aati hai.
English comes to me.

3. Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
I belong to green pur thousanda.

4. Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai.
Tablets are walking on the road....!
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A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.

Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

Wife: Steamed fine long grain white rice, hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels and served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter.

Husband: WOW... SOUNDS YUMMY!!1! Naam kya hai dish ka???

Wife: Daal-Chawal.

Husband: Daal-Chawal?? Toh itna ghumaya kyun?

Wife: Maine bhi vaise hi kaha jaise tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho.
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