In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when she found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in her hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

She turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
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The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.

"Mr Smith, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.

"Don't bother," replies Mr Smith, "I've two sisters at home, who look after all my needs."

"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."

"I said 'two sisters,' I didn't say they were MY sisters!"
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Pati: Priye, Kal Subah Kya Tum Mere Saath Yoga Class Chalna Pasand Karogi?
Patni: Tum Kehna Kya Chahte Ho, Main Kya Moti Ho Gayi Hoon?

Pati: Koi Baat Nahin, Ichcha Nahi Hai Toh Mat Chalo.
Patni: Matlab Main Aalsi Hoon?

Pati: Arey Tum Gussa Kyun Kar Rahi Ho?
Patni: Matlab Main Hamesha Jhagadti Joon!

Pati: Arey Maine Aisa Kab Bola?
Patni: Matlab Ki main Jhoothi Hoon!

Pati: Achcha Baba, Main Nahin Jaata Hoon!
Patni: Main Sab Samajthi Hoon, Darasal, Tum Le Jana Hi Nahin chahte The...

Pati Ne Chup Rehne Mein Hi Bhalaai Samjhi Aur Chup Chaap So Gaya...
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A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first act intermission, he had to urinate in the worst way.
He hurried to the back of the theatre and searched in vain for the men's room.
At last he came upon a fountain surrounded by pretty foliage. He realized that he had wandered backstage. Noting that no one was around, and in desperatation, he opened his pants and pissed into the fountain.
He had difficulty finding his way back to the auditorium, and by the time he sat down next to his wife, the curtain was up and the actors were moving about on the stage.
"Did I miss much of he second act?" he whispered.
"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it."
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After 'Humshakals' debacle, Sajid Khan becomes butt of jokes! Sajid Khan struck again with yet another dud movie that promised to be better than his previous flop- 'Himmatwala'. Tweeples spare none when it comes to taking a jibe. After Alok Nath, Alia Bhatt, Tiger Shroff, it was time for Sajid Khan to face the witty wrath of people on social media. Here's what people had to say:

Deleted scene of Humshakals: In beginning Sajid khan narrated the story of movie to Saif
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The story is told of a lady who was rather old fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a weeks vacation to Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground asking for a reservation.

She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. After much deliberation,
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