In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


When without money, eats wild vegetables at home;
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same exercise machine.

When without money, walks to earn food;
When has money, walks to burn the fat.

Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without
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Aalsi Mummy
"EK baat tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai?"

Dhamkane Waali Mummy
"Aane do papa ko, tumhari shikayat karungi."

Itihaas Pasand Mummy
"Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari jimmedari sambhalti thi."

Bhavishya Batane waali Mummy
"Mujhe pata tha,Yeh tute ga."

Confused Mummy
"Mein Insaan hun ya Machine?"

Selfish Mummy
"Lunch me parantha tumhare liye diya tha ya tumhare doston ke liye?"

Shakki Mummy
"10 me se 10... Jarur tum ne cheating ki hogi."

Meri Mummy
"Is Whatsapp ko toh aag laga deni chahiye."
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Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!!
Though You Find Them Difficult Enough because....

If You Kiss Her... You Are not a Gentleman..!!!
& If You Don't... You Are Not A Man!

If You Praise Her... She Thinks You Are Lying!!!
& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing!

If You Agree To All Her Likes... You Are A Wimp !!!
& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding!

If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks
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EK Pathan ek Baniye ki shaadi mein gaya.

Shaadi waale ghar mein 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Rishtedaar, dusre pe Dost likha tha.

Pathan, Dost wale darwaze se enter ho gaya.

Aage phir 2 darwaze the, 1 pe Ladies, dusre pe Gents likha tha.

Pathan, Gents wale darwaze se enter hua.

Wahan 2 aur darwaze the, 1 pe Gift dene wala dusre pe Bina giftwala likha tha.

Pathan bina giftwaale darwaze mein enter ho gaya!

Jab dekha to Pathan, bahar gali me khada tha!

Aur wahan likha tha: 'Sharm to nhi aa rahi hogi!!! Baniye ki shaadi aur free mein roti khayega ? JA JA hawa khhaa..!!!
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After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink.

"You can't make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us."

Things started getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol got the better of the man. "I have to go," he said.

"Well you can't go upstairs. The bathroom is right next to my parents' bedroom," she replied. "Use the kitchen sink."

So he dutifully retired to the kitchen.

A few minutes later, he popped his head around the door and asked, "Do you have any toilet paper, or should I just use a paper towel?"
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An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up.

He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what's wrong with me."

"Let's begin with a few questions," said the doctor. "Do you drink much?"

"Alcohol?" said the man. "I'm a teetotaler. Never touch a drop."

"How about smoking?" asked the doctor.

"Never," replied the man. "Tobacco is bad, and I have strong principles against it."

"Well
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