In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed.

I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was more than ample room in the back.

Then.... the bus driver took over.

"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front."
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This salesman selling vacuum cleaners is going from door to door trying to flog them to unsuspecting housewives. He goes to this new estate hoping to have some luck there. Carrying his cleaner up to the door and holding a bunch of goodies in his other hand, he knocks on the door.
"Excuse me madam," meanwhile pushing his way in the door. He quickly empties the goodies he has all over the lady's plush new wool carpet, including shit, gravel, dirt and an array of other crap.
Then he pronounces: "The cleaners that I am about to sell you here are so good that if it doesn't clean that crap off your carpet I vow that I will eat it!"
The lady furious with the mess replies, "Well you stupid salesman, would you like sauce with that because we haven't got the power on yet!"
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A woman is watching the news on TV and they are reporting live from a helicopter about a man driving down the highway going the wrong way. All the other cars are swerving all over the place trying to avoid hitting this guy.

She calls her husband to warn him as he knows that he travels on that highway at this time.

She says to him, "There's this crazy driver on the highway going the wrong direction."

He replies emphatically, "Just one, hell there's a whole bunch of them going the wrong way."
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A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drover furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.
So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.
As the lady tries it on, the furrier goes up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem I will write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." Says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by
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3 Bachchey Apne Apne Shehar Ki Sardi Pe Bahas Kar Rahe The.

1st: Humare Yahan Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Jab Hum Subah Nalka Kholte Hain Toh Pani Ki Jagah Baraf Nikalti Hai.

2nd: Bus Itni Hi ??? Humare Yahan Toh Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Hum Jo Bhi Baat Kartey Hain Wo Jam Jaati Hai Phir Hum Use Aag Par Pighla Ke Sunte Hain.

3rd: Bas Itni Si??? Kal Hamare Ghar Mehman Aaye, Un Ke Jaane Ke Baad Humein Sofe Pe Ek Baraf Ka Gola Para Hua Mila. Jub Hum Ne Usko Aag Pe Pighlaya Toh Awaaz Aayi... Poooooooon.....
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Men are very Kind and Women are very Selfish!
Wanna Proof??

Most women don't like to help unknown men; But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women. Aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover ya pati ke liye jagah hoti hai....
But Aadmi ka dil itna bada hota hai ki us mein...

Dost ki girlfriend.
Biwi ki friends.
Saamne waali.
Baaju waali.
Oopar waali.
Neeche waali.
Kaam waali.
Apni saali.
Bhai ki saali.
Behan ki nanad.
Kids ki madams.
aur
Thodi Bahut biwi ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai....

Sach mein Aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi.
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