In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre aaj office main foreign clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi.

Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru pee ke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband: Arre aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi toh usne party di isliye.

Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye ho...
Husband: Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya... wo bahut udaas tha toh uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
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Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto arrived in New Delhi.

In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?"

"It sure is," the cabbie replied. "When I came here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said the tourist, "How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."
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Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe toh 4 aadmi hain.

Pathan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

Pathan: Wo jis ne safed kapre pehan rakhe hain.

Dost: Wo toh sub ke safed hain.

Pathan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko goli maar di aur bola: Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.
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9.00 AM: Beep... Beep...
Msg received... Salary credited to your account.
Me: Yipeeee...

9.01 AM: Beep... Beep...
Home EMI auto debited...

9.02 AM: Beep... Beep...
Car loan EMI auto debited...

9.03 AM: Beep... Beep...
Credit card bill auto debited...

9.04 AM: Beep... Beep...
Phone bill auto debited...

9.05 AM: Beep... Beep...
Electricity bill auto debited...

9.06 AM: Beep... Beep...
LIC EMI auto debited...

9.07 AM: Beep... Beep...
Medical insurance EMI debited...

9.08 AM: Beep... Beep...
SIP EMI debited...

9.09 AM: Beep... Beep...
Your account balance: Babaji Ka Thullu ?
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A Dutch visitor to the States was chatting with an American friend and was jokingly explaining about the Red, White and Blue of Netherland's Flag:

"You see, Our flag symbolises our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."

"Hey, That's the same with us," replied the American, "only we see stars too..."
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With a pile of 300 resumes on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest.

"Throw away 250 resumes?"

I asked, shocked, "What if the best candidates are in there?"

"You have a point," he said. "But then again, I don't need people with bad luck here."
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