In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.

They bought five tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.

Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of Gourmet Spaghetti sauce.

Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long Gourmet Spaghetti.

And Harry won the sixth prize - a Toilet Brush.

When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.

"Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti."

"So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?"

"Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute with his blind date.

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone an hour into the evening so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim statement and said, "I have some bad news. My grand- father has just died."

"Thank God," his date said. "If yours hadn't, mine would've had to."
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There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.

One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.

Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.

The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.

The goat approached the horse and said: Be strong
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A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?"

"A lover!!" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov... Lover... Oh, my God!"

She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door.

She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet.
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Old man Joe limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!"
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Joe, just how old are you?"
"98!" Joe announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. . .
Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You're practically one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect?"
The old Joe said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it don't hurt!"
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Typical Conference Calls in Corporates:
Caller 1: Hi, this is Dheeraj from Sales.
Silence.... All waiting others to Join...

Caller 2: Hi, this is Ajay from Marketing.
Silence.... All waiting others to Join...

Caller 3: Hi, its Shyam from Finance.
Silence.... All waiting others to Join...

Caller 4: Hello, Kuldeep from Administration.
Silence.... All waiting others to Join...

Caller 5: Hi, this is Neha from HR.
All:
Hi Neha,
Hi Neha,
Hello Neha,
Good Morning Neha...
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