A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
After a while a dirty old beggar came up to her and said, "Good Morning luv, how about us going for a walk together now?"
"How dare you," yelped the woman, "what the hell do you think I am, some sort of cheap pickup?"
"Well then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?"

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