A robust-looking gentleman ate a large meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some fine wine, and then he summoned the headwaiter.

Do you recall, he asked pleasantly, how a year ago, I ate just such a wonderful meal here and then, because I couldnt pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a beggar?

Im very sorry sir began the contrite headwaiter.

Oh, its quite all right. said the guest, but Im afraid Ill have to trouble you again

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