Two campers were aroused one night by the sounds of a huge bear tearing up their campsite. Realizing that the bear would soon make its way to their tent, they started planning their strategy. One of the campers started putting on shoes.
His buddy said "Hey, even with shoes on you ll never outrun that bear".
He replied "I don t *have* to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun *you*".

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