Jokes on the relationship of husband and wife are more hilarious. Here are some of such jokes that can get you turned on in case you are getting bored.


An Indian girl married a Spanish and went to Spain.

As he can't speak Spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & shows her thighs to enable the seller understand her.

This went on for sometime, one day she wanted to buy banana.

She took her husband to the shop... (don't laugh... you perverts...)

Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for banana in Spanish.
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, Ill give you $100 if youll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where Im supposed to promise to love, honor and obey and be faithful to her forever, Id appreciate it if youd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the grooms vows, the pastor looked the
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When Steve's power mower broke down, his wife, Anna, kept dropping hints about getting it fixed before the grass got too tall, but the message wasn't sinking in, and Steve kept putting off the repairs.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When Steve arrived at home one day, he found her sitting in the grass, clipping it by hand with a tiny pair of scissors.

Steve watched silently for a few minutes, then went into the house. Coming back in a few minutes, he handed her a toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalks."
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"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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