Jokes on the relationship of husband and wife are more hilarious. Here are some of such jokes that can get you turned on in case you are getting bored.


There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Baby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. However there is No difference in the outcome. Both are fatal.
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A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line.

"What can I do for you, sir," the special agent asked.

"I've been getting threatening letter in the mail," the guy said. "That's against the law, isn't it?"

"It certainly is," the Government man said. "Do you know who's been writing them?"

"Yeah," the guy said. "My girlfriend's husband."
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How various wife's fight with their respective husbands...

Pilot's wife: Don't fly too high...

Teacher's wife: Don't teach me...

Painter's wife: I'll paint you...

Dhobi's wife: I'll wash you...

Actor's wife: Don't act too much...

Dentist's wife: I'll break your teeth...

CA's wife: Stay with proper accountability...

Engineer's wife: I'll loosen all your parts...

Architect's wife: Stay straight or else I'll change your architecture...

and the Best one
Marketing Executive's wife: If you speak too much I'll sell you on OLX...
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Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles.
So, the first morning after their honeymoon, he brought Mona breakfast in bed.

However, Mona wasn't at all impressed by his culinary skills. Looking disdainfully at the tray, she snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the following morning, Nikhil brought his new bride a scrambled egg.

Unfortunately, Mona wasn't satisfied. "Did you ever stop to think that perhaps I like variety?" she snapped. "I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please her, the next morning, he brought her two eggs.one poached and one scrambled.

"Here, my darling, enjoy," he said cheerfully.

Mona was infuriated. "You scrambled the wrong egg!" she screamed.
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Brian came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?" he asked her.

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.

"How about if I became crippled and couldn't make love to you any more?" Brian asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her nails.

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?" Brian went on, "if I weren't pulling in six figures any more. Would you still love me then?"

The wife looked over at her husband's worried face. "Frank, I'll always love you," she reassured him, "but most of all, I'll really miss you."
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A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well. He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming.

He panicked and started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop drinking!"

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!

He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking
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