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Santa and Banta landed themselves a job at a saw mill.
Just before morning tea Banta yelled, "Santa! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Santa. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here...
Damn! There goes another one!
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Banta: "My grandfather s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time"
Santa: "So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather himself fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive."

Banta: "How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?"

Santa: "Why not? He was winding your grandfathers wrist-watch."
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Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.

The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.

The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?

Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."

The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"

On
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Mrs Santa accompanied Santa to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...
He said, "Mr Santa is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, he will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with
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Banta's friend from a foreign country visited India for the first time.
He asked Banta tips for safe driving on the Indian roads as he wished to proceed on a sight-seeing tour in his own car.
Banta advised: 'While driving, if you come across a roadways bus, just slow down and let it pass. If a truck approaches you, pull your vehicle to the side and start again only when it has passed. But if you see a Fauji truck approaching you, stop your car in the side track, get out of it and climb a nearby tree.'
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Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"
Santa : " Pitaaji ke saath".
Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
Santa : "Hmm.... yes."
Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
Santa : "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon"
Santa : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"
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