"It was awful," Santa explains. "I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He'd been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the Manager.
Santa says, "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting!"
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