Santa's father started to tilt slowly toward the left.
A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you."
The Doc piled several pillows on the left side of Santa's father so he would stay upright. Santa's father started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright.
Santa's father started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him.
About this time, Santa returned. Santa, "Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place."
Santa's father replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart."
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