Santa: 'I have one of the most intelligent cats in the world.'
Banta: 'What does it do?'
Santa: 'Watch me pretend to shoot it. Bang! You are dead!'
Banta: 'But the cat did not do anything- he is still just licking his paws.'
Santa: 'That is what I mean about him being intelligent: he knew he was not dead."

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