The judge said, You seem like nice men, and Id like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. Ill see you back in court Monday.
Monday, Banta and his friend were in court, and the judge said to the first one, How did you do over the weekend?
Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
Seventeen people? Thats wonderful. What did you tell them?
I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this and told them this big circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.
Thats admirable, said the judge. And you, how did you do? the judge asked Banta.
Banta, Well, your honor, I persuaded 150 people to give up drugs forever.
One-hundred-fifty people! Thats amazing! How did you manage to do that?
Banta, Well, I used a similar approach. I said, This small circle is your asshole before prison and. . . .
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