Keeping away the Elephants! Santa travelling by train to Mumbai and was tearing bits out of a newspaper, rolling them into small balls and then chucking them out of the window.Perplexed co-passenger: Why are you doing this?Santa: To keep away the elephants.Co-passenger: But there aren't any elephant around!Santa: I know. Very effective, isn't it! {widget:social-share-button} Prev Next