Ek Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the.
Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar mein koi cheez phenko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein maar dunga aur na dhoondh paya to main tumhara Gulam.
Pakistani ne sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoondh li aur use maar diya.
American ne memory card phenk diya lekin Jinn ne vo bhi dhoondh liya aur use bhi maar diya.
Indian ne kuchh phenka...
Ginn ne bohut dhoondha... dhoondh dhoondh ke thak gaya aur leki usko kuch mila nahin. Pareshaan ho kar us ne pucha: Batao mere aaka main haar gaya."
Indian bola: Main bhi tera baap hoon, maine Disprin ki goli phenki thi, chal beta, ghar chal bohut kaam pada hai.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. Theteacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked,asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red
Shalu, A second grader came home from school and said her mother, Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. Thats interesting, she said. How do you make babies? Its simple, replied the girl. You just change y to i and add es.
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the White Spot restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.br> 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the White Spot because the food there is very good and the wine