Paul and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Paul headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Paul's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were shocked to see Paul sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his putter.
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Paul
A Lawyer was defending a man in court that had broken a window and stolen some jewlery. The Lawyer decided to try a unique defense, he told the judge that you shouldn't punish the whole man for something that his arm did. The judge thought for a minute, then said, "Good point, using your logic I will sentence the defendant's arm to two year in prison, he can accompany his arm or not." At that the defendant came forward, detached his artificial arm, laid it on the bench and walked out.
Little Johnny was late for class. He walked into the classroom, quietly shut the door behind him, and tiptoed to his seat, all the while hoping his teacher wouldn't notice. But, nevertheless, the teacher was well aware of his entry.
Upset by his tardiness, the teacher asked, "Is this how your father would have come in? Would he have come in late and tried to sneak to his desk?"
The teacher pointed to the door and continued, "Now, leave this classroom and
Three convicts escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and our Santa. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the Prison Warden and his assistant came into the barn. The warden told his assistant to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the warden asked