A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.
He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers can not and do not lie. So, he had an idea : he sent his wife for a walk to the
When Bob's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Bob told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm going to top myself." "Don't be stupid, Bob," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Bob. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Bob, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Bob replied.
Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko, jo bus stop pe khadi thi, ghar chorne chala gaya.
Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne ladke ka shukriya kiya aur boli: Beta raat bohut ho gai hai, tum yahin BITTU ke kamre me so jao! Ladka bola: Nahin aunty mein yahin SOFA par so jaunga. Agle din Subah ek bohut hi sundar, hot ladki chai le kar aai. Ladka: Aap kaun ho.......?? Ladki: Me BITTU hun. Aap kaun.....?? Ladka: Main saala ullu ka pattha....
An Amish was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.
"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."
"I thank thee," replied the lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."
"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people