A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" "Throw out an anchor, Sir." "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft ?" "Throw out another anchor, Sir." "And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?" "Throw out another anchor." "Hold on," said the Captain, "where are you getting all your anchors from?" "From the same place you re getting your storms, sir."
At the cocktail party, Mrs. Santa asked Mrs. Banta, "Aren t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Mrs. Banta, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
Just after Santa got married, he was invited out for a night with the friends. So Santa told his wife, Jeeto that he would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy, so at around 2.30 AM Santa was drunk as a skunk, and headed for home. After about half an hour just as Santa got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly he realized she'd probably wake up, so he cuckooed another 9