Sham ko, gusse mein bhadkti hui, vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli: Ye lappy bekar hai, ismein purane PC ki file paste nahi ho rahi hai.
Shopkeepr: Not possible! Ye latest laptop he aur ismein aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara batayengi ke kaise kiya aap ne copy and paste ?
Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai, apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click kar ke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya, aur right click kar ke boli: Dekho paste ka option kahna hai ?
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant
John finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs. "Not on her best day," he replied. "Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked. "No, she's broke," he said. "Well, then, is it sex?" she inquired. "Nobody does it like you, babe!" he replied. "Then what can she do that I can't?" the woman tearfully asked. "Sue me for child support!!"
Seattle harbor is polluted. Not with crap, but with caffeine. Home to 12 billion Starbucks outlets, Seattle coffee addicts are pissing gallons of caffeine into the local waters at a alarming rate. In related news, an entire pod of killer whales have checked in to the Betty Ford Clinic, suffering from caffeine addiction
Singing hymns and praying for peace and luck, thousands of Buddhists greeted a holy tooth believed to have belonged to Buddha when it arrived in Taiwan. Monks in saffron robes escorted the tooth, encased in a miniature golden pagoda, off a flight from India. Dozens of women prostated themselves and spread their long hair over a red carpet. Others knelt in rows, clasping their hands in front to express their reverence. Buddhists say the tooth brings blessings for those who live where it is housed and keeps them from disaster.