One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Chandigarh and asked the bartender, "What all do you have".
Bartender, "We have whiskey, rum, vodka, gin, beer..."
Lord Shiva, "Let's try whiskey first, give me five bottles of whiskey."
After having five bottles of whiskey, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked, "Who is this man, after having five bottles
Banta, a Managing Director was interviewing a gorgeous looking girl for the post of Personal Secretary. After about half an hour Banta finally asked the lady what salary she expected? Very modestly she replied, Rs. 2500, Sir. With pleasure, said Banta. In that case Rs. 4500, Sir, was the prompt reply by the lady.
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
The boy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?"
The little boy answered, "No, he minded his own damn business!"