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Indian Friendship is not about: Sorry!
It's about: "Saari Galati Teri Thi."

Indian Friendship is not about: "THANKS!"
It's about: "Koi Ehsaan Nahi Kiya Mujhpe."

Indian Friendship is not about: "I Miss You!"
It's about: "Kahan Mar Gaye Tha Itne Din?"

Indian Friendship
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Little Johnny enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Little Johhny over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

Little Johnny takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees Little Johnny coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

Little Johnny licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over."
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Not long after his marriage, Joe and his father, met for lunch. "Well, son," asked the father, "how is married life treating you?"

"Not very well, I'm afraid," sighed Joe. "It seems I married a nun."

"A nun?" his father questioned.

"That's right," moaned Joe. "None in the morning, none at night, and none at all unless I beg!"

Joe's father nodded knowingly and slapped his boy on the back a couple of times.

"Why don't we all get together for dinner tonight and have a nice talk?"

Joe smiled, "Say, Dad, that's a great idea!"

"Fine," replied the father, "I'll call home and tell the Mother Superior to set two extra plates."
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Teacher: '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai!!!
Teacher: Shut up and get out !

Tinku: Madam main bataaun?
Teacher: Haan Tinku, tum bataao.
Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!!
Teacher: You also get out !

Chintu: Madam main bataun ?
Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.
Chintu: Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!
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Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

Topic 5. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Topic 6. Communication
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A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane.

He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from
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