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One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears.
A few
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5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance. You wish there was UNDO in life!
You are already late, and your key is missing. You wish there was FIND TOOL in life!
You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business. You wish there was REBUILD ALL in life!
The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end. You
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"I'm ashamed of the way we live," wife said to her lazy husband, our Santa, who refused to find a job.
"My father pays our rent, my mother buys all of our food, my sister buys our clothes, my aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."
Santa rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a thing!"
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After days in the wilderness Santa and Banta stumble into a bar in the wild north in J&K and ask for two beers.
Unfortunately they've got no money and the barman won't give them credit. Just then a Kashmiri walks in with a terrorist's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I f**king hate terrorosts. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of a terrorist, I will give him
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A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.

"That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?"

"Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat."
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Seems George was playing his usual eighteen holes on Saturday afternoon. Teeing off from the 17th, he sliced into the rough over near the edge of the fairway. Just as he was about to chip out, he noticed a long funeral procession going past on a nearby street.

Reverently, George removed his hat and stood at attention until the procession had passed. Then he continued his game, finishing with a birdie on the eighteenth.

Later, at the clubhouse, a fellow golfer greet George, "Say, that was a nice gesture you made today, George."

"What do you mean?" asked George.

"Well, it was nice of you to take off your cap and stand respectfully when that funeral went by," the friend replied.

"Oh, yes," said George. "Well, we were married 17 years, you know."
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