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A group of soldiers arriving in Jammu found themselves taking a surprise refresher course on first aid. Following an involved lesson on making splints, dressing wounds and applying tourniquets to stop bleeding, the instructor decided to determine how well the class had grasped the information given.
"Santa," he said, pointing to one of the solders, "say your platoon leader sustains a head injury during a cross-country march. What do you do about it?"
"That's easy, Sir," said Santa. "I wrap a tourniquet around his neck and tighten it until the bleeding stops."
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The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private area and sighed with relief.

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Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?"

"You certainly were," replies the bartender.

"And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked.

"You spent over Rs. 10000," replies the bartender.

"Thank god for that," says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it."
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Once Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

Banta asked, "Can you explain?"

Santa said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, Banta asked, "Give me some
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Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court.

After listening to evidence from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say something for good will."

The priest shook Santa's hand and said, "I wish for you what you wish for me."

"See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE'S STARTING AGAIN."
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: DOST SE PYAAR

Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kal Ho Na Ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR

Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR

Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SEPYAAR

My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE WALI SE PYAAR

Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR

Dil Se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

Mai Hoon Na: TEACHER SE PYAR
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