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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on top of his desk and wrote on the board:

"Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

A week later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an "A" when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"
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Santa and Jeeto got married. Santa thought this would be a modern marriage, which meant equal roles for equal partners.

So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Santa brought Jeeto breakfast in bed.

Jeeto wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however.

She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!"

Undaunted, the next morning, Santa brought his true love a scrambled egg.

Jeeto wasn't having any of it. "Don't you think I like variety? I wanted poached this morning!"

Determined to please his wife, the next morning he brought his true love two eggs - one scrambled and one poached.

"Here, my love... enjoy!"

Jeeto was furious, "You idiot, you scrambled the wrong egg!"
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A beat cop calls the Crime Branch on telephone.

Hello! Crime Branch?

Yes! This is Sergeant John.

Cop: Sir, We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.

Sergeant: Have you arrested the woman?

Cop: No sir. The floor is still wet!
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A little four year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.

The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a comic book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while."

Billy says, "I'm fine, mummy... I just haven't done it yet."

Mother says, "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy says, "It works on the ketchup bottle!"
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts, 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

He never knew what hit him.
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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying
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