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Aurat: Baba ji, mera shohar ghar aatey hi mujhe maarna peetna shuru kar dete hain.

Baba ek taweez nikaal ke us aurat ko deta hai aur kehta hai: Woh jaise hi ghar aaye toh tum ye TAWEEZ apne daant ke neechey dabaa lena.

After 5 days...

Aurat: Baba Ji kamaal ho gaya. Taweez daant ke neechey dabane ka itna phayda hua ke ab woh mujhe kuch nahi kehte.

Baba: Ye phayda Taweez ka nahi, balki apni Zubaan band rakhne ka Hai...
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There was an english man, who was singing "There was a cold day", whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by and hears him singing "There was a cold day, There was a cold day" he slam's the door wide open.
The englishman in a shock say's, "What the bloody hell are u doin ?"
Banta replied, "Oh, sorry ! I thought you ar saying, darwaza khol deyh (open the door)."
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Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.

"Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car to drive to the the market. And now you have gone and brought another buffalo. Won't you look ridiculous riding a buffalo to the market?" complained his wife, Jeeto.

Quite unabashed, the Santa replied, "Wouldn't I look more ridiculous trying to milk a Maruti?"
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In a small town, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous... or what?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison, "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Why did you give them names like that?"
The blonde responded, "What else would you name watch dogs?"
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