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Every time the man next door headed toward Michaels's house, Michael knew he was coming to borrow something.

"He won't get away with it this time," muttered Michael to his wife. "Watch this."

"Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbor began.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Michael with a smug look, "but the fact of the matter is, I'll be using it all day."

"In that case," said the neighbor, "you won't be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?"
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.

One of the students said, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him
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Nawab sahab has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
"So, you ve been out drinking again!!"
"How did you know?" he asks.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the blonde secretary on the ground floor for an important file.

Since it was rather urgent the boss told the secretary it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the file.

After more than 30 minutes the blonde clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.

The Boss asks him why she was panting and what caused the huge delay.

The blonde secretary replies, "Sir, when I went to the lift it said 'during an emergency please use the staircase'!!!"
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During the war between Israel and the Arab Countries an Arabic plane was shot down. The pilot was captured and the Israelis tries to get him to tell all technical details about the plane.

"How fast can it fly?"

The pilot says nothing and the Israelis gives him a good beating.

"How many rockets does the plane carry?"

Again the pilot doesn't responds and he get another good beating.

"What is the maximum altitude of flying?"
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Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user...

Help-desk: Mam, please double click on 'My Computer'.

Lady: I can't see your computer.

Help-desk: No... Click on 'My Computer' on your computer.

Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ?

Help-desk: There is an icon labelled 'My Computer' on your computer... double click on it.

Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
The help-desk boy put down the phone.
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