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Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
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Banta was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife Preeto, sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Banta asks, "What was that for?"
Preeto replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Sheena written on it?"
Banta says, "Oh, Preeto, remember two weeks ago when I went to the races? Sheena was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
Preeto is appeased and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Banta says, "What's that for this time?"
Preeto answered, "Your horse just called."
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Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se...;

1. Mein ek aam admi hun...
I am a mango man.

2. Mujhe English aati hai.
English comes to me.

3. Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
I belong to green pur thousanda.

4. Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai.
Tablets are walking on the road....!
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A snail comes to a door of a grouchy old man and says:
"Can I come in?"
The old man says no and kicks the snail and the snail falls a few feet away.
Five years later, the same snail comes back and says:
"Why'd you done that for??"
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Santa is talking to Banta about married life.

"You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there's always that doubt."

Banta says, "Yeah, I know what you mean."

A couple of weeks later Santa has to go out of town on a business tour. Before he goes, he gets together with Banta.

"While I'm away, could you do me a favor? Could you watch my house and see if there is anything fishy going
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Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.

The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble."

The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me hell for being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, "So what did you do?"

The second man replied, "I turned out the light."
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