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Banta owned a great big farm. He had lots of animals like pigs, chickens, horses and cows.

But then one day one of his horses became constipated so he went to the vet and the doctor gave him some big pills and a pipe. The doctor instructed him to put a pill in the pipe, stick the pipe up the horse's ass and blow as hard as he could.

Banta went home and did exactly what the vet told him to do.

An hour later Banta came back to the doctor's place looking very sick. The doctor asked what was wrong.

Then Banta replied, "The horse blew first."
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The teacher had just finished reading a story to the Fifth-grade class. She decided to check the student's knowledge of some of the vocabulary that had been used.

"Who knows what the word 'adolescent' means?" she asked.

Out of the entire class of 30, not one child raised a hand.

After a few more silent moments, she decided to give them a hint:

"Adolescent - it's something all of you are, and I am not."

Finally Little Johnny tentatively raised his hand, and in a very soft voice said, "Virgins?"
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A local daily ran a competition around Valentine's Day asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the best enteries:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you messed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
everything you are not.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amazing rhyme?
A bottle of tequila, one part lime !
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Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class.

Professor Ne Us Pe Comment Kia: Class Se Nikal Jao.

Principal Ne Professor Ke Comment Ko Like Kia.

Dost Ne Comment Kia: Oye Cafe Aaja.

Maa Ne Comment Kia: Nalayak Kahin Ka, Class Nahin Attend Karni Toh Sabzi Le Kar Ghar Aaja.

Baap Ne Bhi Comment KAr Dia: Dekh Lo Apne Bete Ki Harkatein.

Usi Waqt Girlfriend Ka Comment Aa Gaya: Dhokhe Baaz Tum Ne Toh Kaha Tha Ki Hospital Mein Hun... Daadi Aakhri Stage Par Hain Isliye Milne Nahin Aa Sakta.
Aur Aakhiri Khatarnaak Commnent Bhi Padhiye...

Daadi Ji Ka Comment: Tere Munh Min Keede Padein Haraam Khor, Main Abhi Zinda Hoon.
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From a woman's point of view:
- The most perfect man in the world is her father.
- The most abused husband in the world is her brother.
- The most handsome man in the world is her son.
- The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband.
- The most thankful man in the world is her son in law.
- And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in the world is her husband.
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I ALWAYS wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
HAVE you ever noticed ? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
YOU have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don t know where she is.
THE reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
ANY time four New Yorkers get into a cab together
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