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A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister.
The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."
The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.
"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
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Q: How do you measure a His intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear!
Q: What is Banta doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did Banta stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you keep him busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't Banta make ice cubes?
A: He always forget the recipe.
Q: How did he try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did he take his typewriter to the doctor ?
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

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Father, apne bete se: Agar iss baar tum exam mein fail hue toh mujhe kabhi papa mat kehna.

Exams ke kuch dinon ke baad jab result aaya tab baap ne bete ko apne room mein bualaya.

Father: How is your result?

Beta kuch nahin bolta aur chup-chaap sir jhukaye khada rehta hai.

Father: Behre ho gye ho kya? Maine pucha ki result kaisa raha tumhara?

Beta: Arre dimag ka dahi mat kar BABULAL tum baap hone ka haq kho chuke ho...
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There was a businessman, and he was feeling really crook, and he went to see the Doctor about it.

The doctor says to him, "Well, it must be your diet, what sort of greens do you eat?"

The man replies, "Well, actually, I only eat peas, I hate all other green foods."

The doctor was quite shocked at this and says, "Well man, that's your problem, all those peas will be clogging up your system, you'll have to give them up!!"

The guy says
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Santa goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
Santa then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
Santa says, "I ll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It s a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
Santa replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke." flask."
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One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be Santa . He was questioned . He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc .
Then authorities questioned : Santa, are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overran that person.
Santa said : Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.
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