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An insect falls into a mug of beer....
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
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There were two friends. One Hindu, Pawan and the other Muslim, Javed. They were heavy boozers. Not a day passed without their meeting, which resulted in ending up at a bar. Everyone was fed up with their drinking habit. Even they were keen to stop drinking. But the urge to drink always got the better of them.
Once they met in the morning. Being sober, they discuss their problem and came up with a solution. The Hindu says that it would be equal to eating the holy cow, and
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Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?

Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.

Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.

Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.

Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega?
Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.

Doctor: Nikal sale, tu pagal kar dega.
Mareej: Ja raha hun, par phir kab aaun?
Doctor: Kayamat ke baad.
Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad?
Doctor behosh......
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Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud disturbance outside. Hey ran out to see what was going on but soon went back to drink his beer.

When he got back he found his glass empty and a note saying: "Thanks for the beer!"

Banta was a little ticked-off but ordered another beer anyway. Again, just as the bartender put the beer down a loud crash was heard in the street. Thinking
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An old man and his wife had just gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, Tie score."
After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown I'm ahead 14-7."
Now starting to get into this, the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown tie score."
The old man strains really hard but to no avail; he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and poops in the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-Time, Switch-Sides"
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Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...

Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...

Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche Nahin Lagte......

Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!

Boy: Ok Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu...

After Marriage..........
Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?

Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!

Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi...!!!

Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.

Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi...

Bechaare Ladke...
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