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This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the
operation.
As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me... your mother is going
to come and live with you and your wife...."
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Banta came to meet Santa at his house.

He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked.

"Come on Santa, aren't you ashamed? Why don't you wear something?", said Banta.

Santa sheepishly ran into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.
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Santa was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Taneja, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.
Santa , who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey Banta. Is that you? Come over here a minute."
Dr. Taneja, a bit surprised, walked over to where Santa was working on the car. Santa, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. Taneja doctor, look
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Harris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Harris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
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Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant.

One said, "You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. Ive tried everything to get rid of them - noise, spray, cats but nothing works.

"Me too," said the second. "Ive got hundreds living there too. I even had the place fumigated, but still they stay."

Thats simple, said the third, "I baptised all mine made them members of the church Havent had a single one back since!"
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Santa was in Telecom deptt. before joining the army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor was very upset with him.
"What's the matter with you?" asked the Drill Instructor. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a telephone man," replied the Bantat, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."
Banta checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off!
"Well," Banta said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"
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