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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"

"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."

"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"

"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
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Banta walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.
Banta says, "I'll have a burger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich.
"What's yours?"
"I'll have the same" says the ostrich.
A short time later, the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be Rs 146.50 please,"
Banta reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, Banta and his ostrich
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An auto mechanic, received a repair order from Banta, that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, mechanic made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk.
Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation: "Remove bowling ball from trunk".
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Santa and Banta were good hunters, Santa killed only Lions & Tigers and Banta killed only Deers.
Once Banta asked Santa,"How is that you only kill lions & tigers and I kill only deers. Tell me the trick."
Santa told him just go to a cave and imitate the noise of a sheep the lion comes out of the cave and shoot him then that quite easy. After two months Santa got the news that Banta was in the hospital. On questioning him he exclaimed that he did the same thing that he was told by Santa. He went outside a big cave and imitated the noise of a sheep but he did not know that Rajdhani Express was coming out from the cave
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A young man approached Banta for the hand of his daughter.
Banta knew that the fellow earned nothing and was a loafer.
'I do not want my daughter to spend all her life with a gadha (donkey),' he told the suitor.
'I know,' replied the young man, 'that is why I want to marry her.'
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A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.

A farmer replied, "Banta's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."

"Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."

"Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
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