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A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue.

Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

The old man lowered his voice, "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
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Santa and Banta had this mule that was a very hard worker. The only problem was every time they went to put the mule back in his stall, his ears would brush the top of the entrance and then the old mule would go nuts and kick everything.
One day, the Santa and Banta decided to cut a opening in the top to prevent this from happening.While they were working, a neighbor stopped by and asked what they were doing,so they explained the problem. The neighbor suggested that they could save a lot of work and time if they simply took a shovel and dug the entrance down a little bit.They thanked their neighbor and he drove off. Then Santa said to Banta, "Some stupid neighbor we have, it's not his feet that's too long, it's his ears!"
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A guy walks into a Texas bar and orders a small glass beer. When the bartender comes with the drink it was the size of a a keg. The guy says that he just ordered a small glass of beer.

Bartender says, "That is a small glass of beer, son. Everything in Texas is big."

Then he ordered a small steak. When the waitress brings it to him, it is this huge 40 oz. piece of meat. The guy says that he only ordered a small steak.

The waitress says, "Son, everything
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A couple of redneck hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing. His eyes were rolled back in his head. The other guy whipped out his mobile phone and called the emergency services.

He gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, said, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There was silence, then a gun shot. The guy's voice came back on the line.

He said, "Okay, now what?"
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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."

Frantically
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Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Ha ha ha.

Girl: I Miss You I Miss You.
Boy: Hahahahaha...

Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bhi De Sakti Hun...
Boy: Hahahahahahahaha...

Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti.
Boy: Hahahahahahahahahahaha....

Girl: Mere Mummy Aur Daddy 1 Week Ke Liye Bahar Jaane Wale Hain. Main Ekdum Akeli Rahungi Ghar Main.
Boy: Kab???
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Boy: Kab Jaanu ??
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Boy: Bolo Na Janu, Kabbb??
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