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A drunk stumbles out of a bar and he makes his way into the cemetery behind the tavern. He walks right to the edge of a freshly dug grave, loses his balance and falls in.

There's a puddle of water in the hole, and he spends the rest of the night yelling, "Help me, I'm cold! Someone help me, I'm cold!"

At closing time, another drunk walks behind the bar and hears the noise.

He gets to the open grave, looks down and says, "Of course you're cold, you idiot, you kicked all the dirt off yourself!"
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Dad: "I Want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son: "No."

Dad: "But the girl is bill Gates' daughter."

Son: "Ok, I am ready to marry."

Dad Goes to Bill Gates.

Dad: "I want your daughter to marry my son."

Bill Gates: "No"

Dad: "My son is the CEO of The World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Then Ok"

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.

Dad: "Appoint my Son as the CEO of your Bank."

President: "No!"

Dad: "He is Son-In-Law of Bill Gates."

President: "Then Ok!"

This is called Pure Business.
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ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
WWW - World Wide Wait
DOS - Defunct Operating System
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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Bert took his dog Bernard to the vet.

"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"

"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.

Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee.

Ladies of 1990s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.

Ladies of 2000:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.

Ladies of 2014:
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?
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An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, purse a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the difference.

The guy downs the Scotch and says, "This Scotch is only ten years ten years old! I specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch."

Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath they bar and pulls out a bottle of twenty
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