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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom!"

He looked toward the
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1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.

4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt it.

7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions.

11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks.

12th: Which exam is tomorrow?

College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there's an exam today. I am not even carrying a Pen today.
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A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch.

So Mr. Smith went to this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special.

"Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothin', so what are ya goin' to do?"

The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar
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Santa goes to consult a famous specialist about his medical problem.
"How much do I owe you?"
"My fee is Rs 500," replies the physician.
"Five hundred? That's impossible."
"In your case," the doctor replies, "I suppose I could adjust my fee to Rs 300."
"Three hundred for one visit? Ridiculous."
"Well, then, could you afford Two hundred?"
"Who has so much money?"
"Look," replies the doctor, growing irritated, "Just give me Fifty rupees and be gone."
"I can give you Twenty rupees only." says Santa, "Take it or leave it."
"I don't understand you," says the doctor. "Why did you come to the most expensive doctor in This Friggin' town?"
"Listen, Doctor," says Santa. "When it comes to my health, nothing is too expensive."
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, You are really ugly,"
The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly," She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly,"
The lady was so ticked that she went
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"If I sold my house, my car and had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked the children in a school class.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" Robert asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," Robert continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
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