Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day Sherry, the blonde, goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband Morris, "Hi honey, "He says, How do you like your new phone?" "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there s one thing I don't understand. How did you know I was at the beauty parlor ?"
This blonde was bored with driving her old BMW. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. So she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her, "Do you want to get into the back seat?" "NO!" she answered. Okay, he thought, may be she's not ready yet. Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to get into
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?" The big woman replies, Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blond woman sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 220 pounds, and she is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blond who is 6'5, weighs 250 pounds, and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blond joke? The guy thinks about it a second and says, No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times.
Jill and Pam applied for a single position at a company, and both were given a written exam to determine their qualifications. When the exams were scored, it was found that both applicants missed only one question. The hiring manager told Jill, "Thank you, but I've decided to go with the other candidate." "What?" cried Jill. "You said we both got nine out of ten questions correct! It's because I'm a blonde, isn't it? This is discrimination! You people are going to have a lawsuit on your hands!" "Not at all," the manager said calmly. "I based my decision on the nature of each incorrect response." "And how can one wrong answer be any worse than another?," the indignant Jill demanded. "Simple," said the manager. "Pam answered question five with, 'I don't know.' You put down 'Neither do I.'"