A White Man visited Ozoro Community in Delta State and saw the people carrying blocks on their heads from a far distance to a building site, they were building a town hall.
The White Man felt pity on them, donated a wheel barrow and travelled back.
One month later, the white man came back. He was surprised to see that the work was still slow, even with a wheel barrow.
He looked around and got shocked to see the on-coming wheel barrow with a guy pushing it, and another guy sitting inside it, smiling, with a block on his head.
An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as an Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.
The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked, "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping?
The Afghan replied, You crazy bugger, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan ?
When God created the world, he could not help boasting to Brahma of the special favours he had bestowed on India. "I gave it the highest mountains and the broadest rivers in the world; I gave it coal, gold and diamond mines. I gave it the best of everything." "Was it fair to give one country so much wealth ?" asked Brahma. "You should see the kind of people I put in India. They will waste everything I gave them."
A is for Apish (Office). This is where the average Kolkatan goes and spends a day hard(ly) at work. If he is in the Government he will arrive at 10, wipe his forehead till 11, have a tea break at 12, throw around a few files at 12.30, break for lunch at 1, smoke an unfiltered cigarette at 2, break for tea at 3, sleep sitting down at 4 and go home at 5. It's a hard life!
B is for Bhijon. (As in teli-bhijon) For some reason most of the Bengalis don't have good bhijon
On a rain-soaked night, an infant tumble over the railings of the Howrah bridge and fell into the Hooghly river below. The weather did not prevent hundreds of Calcuttans from flocking over the rails and watching the proceedings, but no one attempted to save the drowning child. At last an old American tourist jumped in to the water and did the saving. Later, when he was being interviewed by the radio and T.V,; complimented on his bravery and asked to say something; he roared at them saying, "Bring forward the rascal who pushed me from behind."
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The 1st boy says:" Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow!" The 2nd boy says:"Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!" The 3rd one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a Government employee. He stops working at 4:30pm and he is home by 3:45pm!"