I was standing in a small queue. There was a laday of Japanese descent in front of me she was there to exchange Yen for Dollars. She was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunad dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunad ninty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations!"
The Japanese lady said, "Fluc you white people, too!"
60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Michigan people sunbathe. 50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Michigan people plant gardens. 40 above - Italian cars won't start. Michigan people drive with the windows down. 32 above - Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker. 20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Michigan people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
The Sikh regiment was climbing a hill in the Kargil sector during the war when suddenly from the direction of the summit the Pakistani regiment opened fire on them. The Sikh regiment took cover behind boulders and started to return the firing. The firing continued for a long time and no progress was made so the Sikh regiments captain thought that since the names of almost all the pakistani soldiers are like yusuf iqbal mustafa etc. hell call out their names and the moment they
By the time you read through this you will understand TANJOOBERRYMUTTS and then you will be ready to take on China! Believe me... you WILL understand!!! The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China...
Room Service: Morrin. Roon sirbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
Room Service: Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to American hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the American devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".