In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Astrology tells about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy and what you watch on television. Well, the Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by your job title, people will have you all figured out...
MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking
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22 EPIC things only Indian parents say. Read this...

1. Paise Ped Pe Nahi Ugte Hain.

2. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party?
Mom: Ask Dad.
Dad: Ask Mom.

3. If you don''t reach home by 8 pm, then there's no need to come back.

4. If you don't study and make a career, you will become like him. *points to a homeless man...

5. Bete, abhi padh lo, baad mein aish hi aish hai...

6. Wait till you have
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A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, Sir."
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft ?"
"Throw out another anchor, Sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?"
"Throw out another anchor."
"Hold on," said the Captain, "where are you getting all your anchors from?"
"From the same place you re getting your storms, sir."
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After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!

"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought.

So he took the dirty deceased rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur. Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the bunny back
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What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?
Think...
Tired?
"Domi doesn't know"

One more!
What is the opposite of 'Pizza Hut' ?
Tired again?
Pizza hatna mat"
Ok, another one!

What is the opposite of 'Gopalakrishnan' ?
Keep thinking...
It's 'Come-Palakrishnan'

Stop banging your head! Last one...
What is the opposite of "Subramanium Sawmi" ?
Gave up?
Subramanium didn't see me!

Ok, ok, last one promise...
What is the opposite of Jogeshwari ?
Jogesh don't worry.
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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"

The judge said that was true.

"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
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