In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over several months. He approached the owner of the property and held up the check he'd been given.
"This is five hundred rupees less than we agreed on," he said.
"I know," the owner said. "But last week I overpaid you five hundred rupees, and you never complained."
The contractor said. "Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake. But when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."
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Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence

80% of the married men cheat in US, rest go to europe,asia......

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's

There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

A happy
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A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.

"No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once, but I didn't like it."

The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for a round of drinks.

"No, thanks," the plant manager replies. "You know, I tried alcohol once, but didn't like it.

Then the salesman
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While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old veteran, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate of the military hospital, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to generals and their role as our leaders.

The old veteran said, "Well, as I see it, most generals are 'Post Turtles'.''

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'Post Turtle' was.

The old veteran said, "When you
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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure.

A little boy, Pappu, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Manure," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked Pappu.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," Pappu advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look
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