In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Ek ladki ne new laptop liya...

Sham ko, gusse mein bhadkti hui, vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli: Ye lappy bekar hai, ismein purane PC ki file paste nahi ho rahi hai.

Shopkeepr: Not possible! Ye latest laptop he aur ismein aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara batayengi ke kaise kiya aap ne copy and paste ?

Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai, apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click kar ke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya, aur right click kar ke boli: Dekho paste ka option kahna hai ?

Shopkeeper on the spot be-hosh...
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A farmer was in town at noon and went intoa a restaurant for a hamburger and french fries.
When he was served, he quietly bowed his head and gave the Lord thanks for his food.
Some rough-looking fellows at the next table saw him and thought they would give him a hard time.
One of them called out, "Hey, Farmer, does everyone do that where you live?"
"No, Son," answered the farmer, "the pigs and donkeys don't."
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The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ... that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "
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A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
"I must say," says the executive, "Your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every job."
"Yes," says the man.
"Well," continues the executive "there's not much positive in that."
"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least I'm not a quitter."
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The skydiving instructor was going through the question-and-answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question:

If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?

The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered:
The rest of your life.
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It was a poor.....a hungry, thirsty bum. He was looking for food in a garbage can, when suddenly he finds a can of beer. He opens the can and a magic genie comes out.

"You get three wishes, be very careful and don't spoil them."

"OK, OK," and without hesitation he says, "first I want to be white. Second, I want a lot of girls, naked girls, beautiful girls sitting on my face! And third, I want plenty to drink.... lots of water.

Bam, presto...the Magic Genie turned him into.......a toilet!
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