In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A man was unhappy with the way his laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry.

So he wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

USE MORE SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!

He got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week he enclosed another note:

USE MORE SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!

The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed, and when his clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:

I USE PLENTY SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!!!

USE MORE PAPER ON...!!!
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The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", but now you can handle this situation.
Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N.Schitt Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins: Deep
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An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French customs desk the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

You have been to France before, monsieur? the customs officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.

The American said, "The last time I was here I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France."

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?




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Jeeto, ek dum khush ho ke: Kya baat hai Jee, aaj toh meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche ja rahe ho?

Santa: Bas aise hi... dil kar raha hai.

Jeeto: Kya mein itni hot and smart lag rahi hun aaj?

Sata: Arre kuchh nahin pagli, aaj mere sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka bhoot sawaar Hai...
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Kangana hit the ball,
Kangana took a single,
Kangana did not reach the crease,
Kangana Ranaut.

Sameera went to a parlor,
Sameera did her hair,
Sameera did her makeup,
Sameera Reddy.

Ratan comes,
Ratan Hi,
Ratan goes,
Ratan Tata.

Hrithik buys bulb,
Hrithik puts bulb in socket,
Hrithik switches bulb on,
Hrithik Roshan

Lance arms are weak,
Lance joins gym,
Lance does chin-ups,
Lance Armstrong.

Pankaj got a lottery ticket,
Pankaj did not win,
Pankaj Udaas.
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